These are the words I catch myself saying over and over when it comes to Noah. This kid gets into everything. I could be away from him for 10 minutes and he destroys something. When I vent to Luke I can tell he thinks I am exaggerating or I am really leaving the room for an hour and not 10 minutes. Until one day when Luke was upstairs taking a quick shower and came down to Noah painting our wall with nail polish. I have to say I was ecstatic that this happened when Luke was in charge. He was able to get a little bit of what I have to go through with this kid.
Now before some of you get all judgy on me for saying Hell(Gasp!!). Let me present you with some evidence.
#1- This was done about a year ago. I for sure thought he would have grown out of this stage by now.
This next few were just done in the last couple months.
#2- Noah had a little help from his older brother Parker with this one. They decided to paint their hands with nail polish and put them on my bathroom walls. Parker had to write his name on his hand.
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#3-This was done an hour before my Bunco group was arriving. I had just spent all day cooking and scrubbing my floors.When I found this I still had to take a shower and finish up some food. Luke was very scared for my children's life at this point. Oh and yes Parker was involved in this too.
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#4- I had left the cinnamon out on the kitchen counter from breakfast. It wasn't on the edge. It was back in the corner and he had to do some climbing to get it. I literally ran upstairs to throw a hat on and brush my teeth.
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#5- I was downstairs getting lunch ready and Noah followed Sammy up to her room. So I of course thought he was okay. Wrong!! He sprayed my shaving gel all over my bathroom floor. Sure it would be easy to clean up if I didn't have stupid carpet in the bathroom? Who does that??
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It looked even worse after I tried to clean it up.
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Obviously he wasn't alone in a couple of these. If that doesn't give you enough reason to say hell I don't know what is. All I know is that I hope this cute little boy
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can grow out of this mischievous phase soon. I am so glad I took pictures and have documented it. One day he is going to have a little boy like him and I can show him the pictures and tell him it's payback!!
5 comments:
We have carpet in our bathroom too. It's seriously lame. Someday we'll change it.
I'm glad I've never had a "climber." Good luck with him!
Wow! I would be freaking out too! Luckily Connor is probably my least mischievous one of the three. Mostly because he likes to follow me around everywhere. I am sure he will grow out of it! Good luck, and I always say it is a good thing they are cute...
I know it's not funny and I am sure you are going out of your mind. But it is so ridiculous that these images and circumstances are so funny. Maybe he needs a science center where he can do all his little experiments someplace safe like a table with huge deep plastic containers and 20 different types of liquids...Aw mama good luck! :-)
OH man my husband and I just LAUGHED together at this post. Okay- I know this is not funny- like you must be a thousand times more patient than me cause Isaac hasn't done 1/2 that and I already freak out at him ALL THE TIME. but dude- if this isn't your kid these pictures are hilarious. the fact that you are in a good enough place to even take pictures shows what a super FAN-freaking-TASTIC mom you are Alisa. Good thing he's darn cute- it's probably saved his life a few times I'm sure.
You can say HELL as much as you want. Reminds me of Adele's shenanaigans.
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