Parker is our kid can that always make us laugh and cry, sometimes at the same time.
Luke has been gone at a Young Men campout for 4 days and today my wonderful friend Laura offered to take the 3 older kids so I can make my house look somewhat decent for Luke when he comes home.
Parker is pretty much potty trained so I don't worry much when he is at other houses. If anyone is on facebook you know that Parker is a little obsessed with eating paper, crayons, and other weird things. After an hour of being at Laura's house she calls me and tells me that Parker went poop in the toilet. I'm thinking, "that's great!". Then she continues to say that she wiped him and there was something hanging that wouldn't wipe. So she pulled and pulled and pulled something very long out of...well you know where. She didn't know what it was. Well I knew exactly what it was...DENTAL FLOSS!! No need to go back to re-read to make sure you read it right. I said dental floss!!! Seriously what a weirdo and poor Laura. Now that's a true friend! He got a hold of dental floss yesterday and I never found it, well now I know where it went. This kid, what will I do with him? Laura and I were both laughing(me more than her) and she said I should record this because it was just too funny. Alright so I know your mental picture isn't so good right now. Let me leave you with something better.
Luke has been gone at a Young Men campout for 4 days and today my wonderful friend Laura offered to take the 3 older kids so I can make my house look somewhat decent for Luke when he comes home.
Parker is pretty much potty trained so I don't worry much when he is at other houses. If anyone is on facebook you know that Parker is a little obsessed with eating paper, crayons, and other weird things. After an hour of being at Laura's house she calls me and tells me that Parker went poop in the toilet. I'm thinking, "that's great!". Then she continues to say that she wiped him and there was something hanging that wouldn't wipe. So she pulled and pulled and pulled something very long out of...well you know where. She didn't know what it was. Well I knew exactly what it was...DENTAL FLOSS!! No need to go back to re-read to make sure you read it right. I said dental floss!!! Seriously what a weirdo and poor Laura. Now that's a true friend! He got a hold of dental floss yesterday and I never found it, well now I know where it went. This kid, what will I do with him? Laura and I were both laughing(me more than her) and she said I should record this because it was just too funny. Alright so I know your mental picture isn't so good right now. Let me leave you with something better.
8 comments:
I would have saved the floss if I knew you were going to Blog about it. That kid cracks me and Ken up.
That is SO funny...and gross :)
OH my gosh... I don't even know what to say! How funny, but it really is so gross! :)
Wow--I can't believe he would eat it! And that is a true friend--one who will pull dental floss out of your kid's behind!
AAHH!! That is so gross and hilarious at the same time and yes i did get a mental picture thank you very much:)
No pictures? Just wanted to say thanks for making Alan's day. His favorite part of church was hearing tht story!
What a way fun trip to utah...all except for the race. But whatever floats your boat-you go girl!
That is hilarious! Is he a good eater? My kids are super picky but at least I've never had to worry about them eating anything strange.
That is hilarious! Is he a good eater? My kids are super picky but at least I've never had to worry about them eating anything strange.
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